It Might As Well Just Spell Out Fat

I'm crying. Like seriously crying as I write this.

I just got in the shower after my hour and a half of Zumba feeling pretty fit and healthy, especially after eating my homemade healthy spaghetti Bolognese too.

to look down and see this...this STRECHMARK!

I mean they are only an inch long but there are 9!!!I repeat 9 of them in a row!

They might as well just spell out...you are FAT

I just feel like ahhhh! My face is like this....

I phone my boyfriend to tell him he is now dating a walking stretch mark and I phoned my mum to which her reply was..

'Oh babe, that couture wedding dress you have been looking at is never going to fit, they don't do it in a XL'

I feel like I have expanded in the space of a minute to the point where going on holiday next week is going to result in me being classed as 'extra baggage' and being forced to sit in the hold. 

I know that some people get them just anyway and I'm not saying them people are fat, I know loads of people who have them and they are slim, they don't look bad or anything but.

When it happens to you???

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND.

I just don't understand how by moving to London, not drinking alcohol, walking everywhere, cooking my own healthy food, eating no take-outs, going to zumba an hour a week and not eating snacks or chocolate or crisps or cakeeeeeeeeee

LEADS TO THIS!

I have now declared to my boyfriend that we are now only having sex in the dark or I will be wearing a bin bag for the duration or 'intimate time' and from now on my diet is a pepper a day, I'm sure they hold no fat.

Now excuse me, why I go and climb a mountain...

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Little (not so much anymore) English